if you reach the bottom, stay there.

[if you reach the bottom, stay there.]

• Me [using a ouija board]: Are there any ghosts here?
• Ouija board: Yes.
• Me: Cool. So what's your name?
• Ouija board: J....O....H...N C...E...N...A
• Me: YOU MOTHERFUCKER

[if you reach the bottom, stay there.]

[if you reach the bottom, stay there.]

[if you reach the bottom, stay there.]

[if you reach the bottom, stay there.]

[if you reach the bottom, stay there.]

[if you reach the bottom, stay there.]

[if you reach the bottom, stay there.]

[seppius]

#remember when Harry was gonna get some but Dumbledore viciously cockblocked him

[if you reach the bottom, stay there.]

[if you reach the bottom, stay there.]

[fuckyeahmelancholy]

Tumblr is so awful. You have all these people making up obviously fake stories for attention and no one pays any mind to the real heroes, like me, who beat up a volcano.

[dikubutto]

why is nobody talking about this